When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back